I once wrote a game (back in text-game days, in Basic, heh) where you were randomly thrown into a maze of caverns with the goal of seeking out a creature before it found you. The only catch was that the creature was also “randomly” assigned to a cavern, and I set it so that it was always in the same one as you, thus: you died, immediately.

It did not get rave reviews from my sister, the only one to ever try it. She played it maybe three times before she quit. Chalk up another item of unnecessary meanness towards my sister that I regret. Sigh.

side note: I always thought “All” by the Descendants was the shortest song, but it’s probably around two seconds long.