Execution is Everything
The reference is a bit old in internet-time, but an idea this well done deserves to be recognized.
It would seem that Posterchild has escaped from Aperture Science (and managed to smuggle out a Weighted Companion Cube while he was at it). Citizens of Toronto are advised to steer clear of the “porthole”, as side effects known to be caused by contact with the spatial anomaly include nausea, temporary discomfort, ringing in the ears, loss of appetite, inability to use the word “anxious” correctly… and death. Contact with the Weighted Companion Cube, however, is apparently safe, as one source (who preferred to remain anonymous) noted that the Weighted Companion Cube “will [definitely] never threaten to stab you.”
More on this story as it develops…
